What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:02

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
Why is Canada letting too many Indians in Canada?
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Have you been with a stranger yet?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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